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happysoxdonkey

I’d like to report a plant murder. Today I was taking care of my plants - watering, fertilizing - and I was carrying them to the garage in a large tray. My peperomia deppeana (Ana) lifted right out of her pot and there were barely any roots attached. I was going to try to put her back in the pot and see if she would root down again, but instead I gave her pot to my watermelon peperomia (Walter). So I just put her out in my outdoor garden and thought “if she lives, she lives.” It is a really nice terracotta pot (painted white) and I’ve been working on getting Walter going by putting him under a grow light I recently set up primarily for my monstera plants. It looks too big for him but it’s very shallow. I feel like a terrible plant parent, but I wasn’t very emotionally invested in her and I swear it was an accident that she came out of her pot.

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  1. Jneyman

    😂😂😂 I was waiting for you to point fingers at a cat or toddler but you turned yourself in!!!!

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    • happysoxdonkey

      I plead guilty of 2nd degree plant murder.

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    • Jneyman

      Could probably argue it down to plantslaughter…. Not premeditated… though I guess you did kinda dump the body after 🧐🧐🧐

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    • happysoxdonkey

      Yes a good attorney should be able to argue it down to negligent plantslaughter lol

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  2. KJ

    ROfLOL. Plantslaughter! I mean… I’m sorry for your loss, ma’am. 😉 You did the right thing confessing to the planta police…

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    • happysoxdonkey

      Hahaha I expect the planta police to show up at my doorstep sometime soon. I planted the evidence right in my front yard!

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    • Jneyman

      Shallow grave and everything 😂 watch it actually thrive!!

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    • happysoxdonkey

      lol yes so this! She wasn’t even dead yet!

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  3. Waspinator

    Sounds like the child might need to go into foster care for eventual adoption. The court grants you full custody but you're on thin ice 😆

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    • happysoxdonkey

      LOL please let me keep my monsteras!

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  4. LittleMorningLatte

    My verdict... Is PREMEDITATED PLANT MURDER! GUILTY! XD

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