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SunStarBotanist

Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me to the jalapeño plant i grew outside in Florida: give me jalapeños! Jalapeño plant: 🫡 Jalapeño plant: 😂🫑 Me: 😋 JP: 😂 🫑🫑🫑🫑 Me: hold on... JP: 🤣🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Me: No wait Me: that's too many jalapeños! JP: 🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑 Me: buddy, I love you, but what do you want me to do with all this, I'll be on the toilet for weeks! Me, panicking: Merry Christmas everybody, I grew these just for you! *Gives a bag of jalapeños to every person in my quite large family* Jalapeño plant, the next autumn: 🫑🫑🫑 Me: Oh shit. Poseidon: 🌀☁️🌧️🌪️ yw And so came an end to my first (and only) jalapeño plant

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  1. Celesta

    Hahaha great start to my morning. Thank you for the laugh 😂

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    • SunStarBotanist

      You're welcome : )

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  2. Mia

    This made me giggle lol

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  3. Belle

    lol 😂 🌱💚

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  4. Jneyman

    This brought me so much joy 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. LadyTenorJD

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  6. Waspinator

    This but I impulse bought winter squash and remembered the hard way that they're related to pumpkins and become HUGE vines, learned my lesson, avoided squash the next year, And!... bought cucumbers. And learned the hard way that those are also in the squash family. I resolved not to make that mistake again this year, and my mom gifted me... GIANT PUMPKIN SEEDS 🤣

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  7. PrettyLittleThings

    Lol 😂

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