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title: "Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me…"
description: "Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me to the jalapeño plant i grew outside in Florida: give me jalapeños! Jalapeño plant: 🫡…"
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# Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me…

_SunStarBotanistさんが2026-03-03に投稿しました_

Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does...

Me to the jalapeño plant i grew outside in Florida: give me jalapeños!

Jalapeño plant: 🫡

Jalapeño plant: 😂🫑

Me: 😋

JP: 😂 🫑🫑🫑🫑

Me: hold on...

JP: 🤣🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

Me: No wait

Me: that's too many jalapeños!

JP: 🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑

Me: buddy, I love you, but what do you want me to do with all this, I'll be on the toilet for weeks!

Me, panicking: Merry Christmas everybody, I grew these just for you! \*Gives a bag of jalapeños to every person in my quite large family\*

Jalapeño plant, the next autumn: 🫑🫑🫑

Me: Oh shit.

Poseidon: 🌀☁️🌧️🌪️ yw

And so came an end to my first (and only) jalapeño plant

## 8件のコメント

### Celestaさんが2026-03-03にコメントしました

Hahaha great start to my morning. Thank you for the laugh 😂

#### SunStarBotanistさんが2026-03-03に返信しました

You're welcome : )

### Miaさんが2026-03-03にコメントしました

This made me giggle lol

### Belleさんが2026-03-03にコメントしました

lol 😂 🌱💚

### Jneymanさんが2026-03-03にコメントしました

This brought me so much joy 🤣🤣🤣

### LadyTenorJDさんが2026-03-04にコメントしました

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

### Waspinatorさんが2026-03-04にコメントしました

This but I impulse bought winter squash and remembered the hard way that they're related to pumpkins and become HUGE vines, learned my lesson, avoided squash the next year, And!... bought cucumbers. And learned the hard way that those are also in the squash family. I resolved not to make that mistake again this year, and my mom gifted me... GIANT PUMPKIN SEEDS 🤣

### PrettyLittleThingsさんが2026-03-05にコメントしました

Lol 😂

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