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title: "Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me…"
description: "Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me to the jalapeño plant i grew outside in Florida: give me jalapeños! Jalapeño plant: 🫡…"
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# Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does... Me…

_Pubblicato da SunStarBotanist il 2026-03-03_

Short story I find really funny, but nobody else probably does...

Me to the jalapeño plant i grew outside in Florida: give me jalapeños!

Jalapeño plant: 🫡

Jalapeño plant: 😂🫑

Me: 😋

JP: 😂 🫑🫑🫑🫑

Me: hold on...

JP: 🤣🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

Me: No wait

Me: that's too many jalapeños!

JP: 🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑

Me: buddy, I love you, but what do you want me to do with all this, I'll be on the toilet for weeks!

Me, panicking: Merry Christmas everybody, I grew these just for you! \*Gives a bag of jalapeños to every person in my quite large family\*

Jalapeño plant, the next autumn: 🫑🫑🫑

Me: Oh shit.

Poseidon: 🌀☁️🌧️🌪️ yw

And so came an end to my first (and only) jalapeño plant

## 8 commenti

### Celesta ha commentato il 2026-03-03

Hahaha great start to my morning. Thank you for the laugh 😂

#### SunStarBotanist ha risposto il 2026-03-03

You're welcome : )

### Mia ha commentato il 2026-03-03

This made me giggle lol

### Belle ha commentato il 2026-03-03

lol 😂 🌱💚

### Jneyman ha commentato il 2026-03-03

This brought me so much joy 🤣🤣🤣

### LadyTenorJD ha commentato il 2026-03-04

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

### Waspinator ha commentato il 2026-03-04

This but I impulse bought winter squash and remembered the hard way that they're related to pumpkins and become HUGE vines, learned my lesson, avoided squash the next year, And!... bought cucumbers. And learned the hard way that those are also in the squash family. I resolved not to make that mistake again this year, and my mom gifted me... GIANT PUMPKIN SEEDS 🤣

### PrettyLittleThings ha commentato il 2026-03-05

Lol 😂

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